July 31, 2009

Slowly Warming Up For Junior Year


Carrie, my old roomate. I doodled this during my vacation when I was staying with her and her family. She was talking throughout most of the process, and I should let the public know this is a horrible representation of a very nice, basically sane, girl. Somehow the idea of "Sexy Barista" came about, and this was the initial sketch. It's progressed, and it's taken on my form. Don't let Benjamin say I never did anything for him. Once "Sexy Barista, The Sequel" forms up a bit more, I'll post working stages. Right now it's not much more than a sketch.

I Put Another Hole In My Body

The first one is a bit blurry, but you're able to see the bottom end of it. Also, proof that I clean my ears. (It's about one month old now.)

Ben's Package (har har)

When bored, I suggest sending out care packages. They may or may not consist of A. letters, B. official SPAM from the SPAM Museum in Minnesota, C. home-baked goods, and D. porn.

Example:

July 25, 2009

My Spots

1. Hattiesburg, Mississippi
A giant rocking chair! Unfortunately, it was taken down after the Country Rocker furniture store was demolished in Katrina.

2. Clarksville, Tennessee
A 19th century tobacco port. Well, it was in the south.

3. Chattanooga, Tennessee
A wooden sculpture outside of the Tennessee Aquarium- I love how it looks like it's trying to crawl away.

4. Tulsa, Oklahoma
The Golden Driller Statue, the largest free standing statue in the world at 76 feet tall 43,500 pounds- another lovely roadside attraction!

5. Jackson, Mississippi
Jackson, Mississippi by William Eggleston. I want to BE her. Couch and all. I've been to Jackson before, it was nice. Much like everything else in Mississippi, but I think I'd prefer something less prone to hurricanes.

July 24, 2009

417 Minutes of Awesomeness

I've had the mini-series that came out in 2000 on tape for ever, but I finally got around to purchasing it on DVD. Best mini-series EVER. The book isn't half bad, either.

July 6, 2009

10 Pretty Movies to <3

(In no particular order.)

Rosemary's Baby
Practical Magic
Now and Then
Mister Foe
Highway
Welcome To the Dollhouse
Amelie
The Amityville Horror
The Ballad of Jack and Rose
Juno

Happy Belated Birthday





Marisa got prayer flags :)Chelsey got Titanic Jerry.

June 24, 2009

Sunflower Bouquet

Eventually-- I estimate in 9 years when I'm out of debt-- the tattoos will commence. I might like cartoons, but what I put on my body I would prefer to be at least pretty realistic. I've been thinking a lot about sunflowers lately- they've always been my favorite flower- though what I've seen out there in the way of tattoos didn't suprise me. (Meaning, about 80% of the ones pictured online were frighteningly ugly.)So I've taken note of a lot of styles I want to avoid. Such as the chopped off thick stem look, as well as the "I'm a sunflower yet I have apparently been mutated to have one third the amount of usual petals and the remaining ones have all gotten fat". (tattoo by John Dorr. Sorry John Dorr.)
This one looks like it's done in pastel, which in and of itself is kind of cool, but I wish there was some alternative solution to making the yellow petals separate from the skin other than the section of blue sky. No black outline could have been nice... if not for that damned blue halo. (credit)
This one. Evenly placed petals with a plop of dog doo in the middle. I promise, that's all there is for the things I need to avoid with a vengence.
Good: randomness, detail, more than one shade of yellow. Note how the petals aren't all identical. Note the lack of shit. (by Selina at Tat-2-Theils)
This one is by far my favorite of all the ones I've seen. The green adds some interesting color, the detail is gorgeous, and the outline is present enough to make it nice and solid but not around everything, which I think tends to make things look like they've been traced or are from right out of a coloring book. (tattoo by Malia Reynolds)Same tattoo, more developed. <3

June 20, 2009

How My Heart Behaves

Whatever happens happens for a reason.
(motherly advice)
credit

June 18, 2009

Bed Bug Safety


So Benjamin isn't plagued by bed bug reproduction, we (or rather, I, as the bed bugs are my responsibility) gave them condoms. Looking back, I should have chose a different color for that condom, because now it looks like a carrot.

On a side note, the female bed bug lays around five eggs a day. Continuously.